Top Ten Tuesday (#24)

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This week’s theme: Top Ten Bookworm Delights

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But I wanted to put my own SPIN on this topic, SO:

Top Ten Fictional Items I’d Kill You For

The problem is…murder is messy, and I wouldn’t last even an hour in jail, so maybe the title for this post should read more like:

Top Ten Fictional Items I’d Seriously Maim You For

But…we all know I’m a pretty gentle penguin, unless you make me aaaaangry, so… how about

Top Ten Fictional Items I’d Fight You For

Yeah, that MIGHT work, if I knew how to fight without losing…or losing my balance.  Wibbly wobbly penguins are uncoordinated!

So…ONE MORE TRY:

Top Ten Fictional Items I’d Cry, Stamp My Feet, and Throw a Tantrum For

Please note–clicking the item name will take you to the book or book series the item is found in!

The Time Turner

I mean, let’s think about this logically for a minute.  Can you IMAGINE how much I could get done with one of these?!  No, forget that-can you imagine how much READING I could get done?!  I’d catch up on my “want to read” backlog in literally months.

Magical Rabbit Holes

Because who WOULDN’T want to hang with the Hatter and Cheshire?  Just look at their adorable faces!

Pixie Dust

Just a spoon full of magic will take me far away from here…

Okay, so I’m mixing my movies.  The sentiment is still the same.

Whale Sails

Because,  I mean…why the hell not?!

For one, flying whales just sound AWESOME.  For two…Uhm… Well there really isn’t a second reason.  FLYING.  WHALES.

Cuckoo Clock Hearts

Granted, you’d have to be VERY VERY careful to never fall in love lest you die, but…Eh, what’s life without a little risk, right?!

The Tent of Memories

I don’t think I’d EVER  grow tired of opening jars and smelling whatever memories lurk inside.  Also, this would be an interesting thing to experience–I, personally, don’t “remember” by scent very often.

Tree Portals

Hey, I’d throw a HUGE tantrum at the chance to visit the holidays any time I wanted.  Why isn’t this a thing?!

Patronuses

Can you honestly tell me you wouldn’t want your very own protector of light and smoke?  Really?!

Books with ‘Tude

Don’t get me wrong here–I know there are books that talk and have ‘tude out there (audiobooks, anyone?  the kindle app for your phone?  even that one bear from was back when I was a kid knew how to read me a thing!)

BUT, none of those have their own personalities.  Their OWN ‘tude, outside the words the author’s given them.

Give me:

these guys ANY , and I’d be a happy camper!

And finally, just for fun..

The One Literary Item I’d Pay You to Never Create EVER

Because NO, thank you.  This would cause a tantrum of a completely different sort.  Do it, and I might actually hurt you.

So what bookish items would make it one your list–and why?!  Rant and rave at me in the comments, if you’d like!   Also, feel free to link me to your own TTT down there in the down below.

Until next time, happy book-ing!