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My Theme: Santa Impostors!
Christmas has come and gone; the trees will soon be undecked, the lights will soon be unstrung, and the year will come to a close.
Of course, there were QUITE a few Santa Impostors posing as jolly old fat men this last week. I took it upon myself to catch the culprits…and shove them in my closet for safekeeping.
(No, no, I’m joking. I just moved; there’s no ROOM in my closet for these fools!)
Let’s be honest–the REAL Santa would NEVER be caught in such a precarious, silly predicament! Books are NOTHING compared to chimney-less roofs and, *GASP*, high-burning fireplaces! No way this guy’s the real deal.
Nice try, Teddy…but we all KNOW you donned this getup just to get closer to the kiddos. It’s a good thing you’re cute, or it’d be the boot for you!
Thanks a LATTE for giving yourself away so quickly! That beard is OBVIOUSLY made of whipped cream, and you’re not even wearing boots?!? Also, I doubt you’d be able to drive a sleigh–you can’t even see over the reigns! Good try…but I’m going to drink you now.
You know that saying, “If you leave Santa a cookie, he’ll send a mouse instead?”
Yeah, me neither.
You didn’t even TRY, cupcake. Sticking a Santa sticker on your wrapper is NOT the same as being the holly jolly fat man, you know. Now…you just got a little something on your face. C’mere, lemme lick it off for you…
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Until next time, happy book-ing!