If you’re anything like me, you will be the FIRST to admit you both love and loathe plot twists. Love, because who doesn’t like surprises of the intense heartbreak variety?! And loathe because… Well, intense heartbreaks are hard on the heart!
I’m here to tell you, it doesn’t have to be this way! Here are several (ingenious, if I do say myself) ways to read those soul-shattering moments like the badass we all know you are (way, waaaaay down deep inside, in my case).
Displace the Pain
Have a ton of rubber bands lying around?
Keep one on your wrist! Each time you sense heartache coming on, start snapping that sucker! Sure, you’ll still be crying when the scene reaches Zetus Lupeetus, drama-MAJOR levels (sorry, I’ve recently OD-ed on Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century)…but you can totes blame the welts for that, right?
Blare those Tunes
Think about it: hearts are like teeny, tiny, emotional robots.
If we confuse them, or overwhelm them, they shut down. Refuse to work. So grab your headphones, find your favorite country station, and blast the emotions out of orbit! Just…make sure you don’t damage your eardrums in the process.
Also, be warned: OD-ing on country music may lead to line dancing, strange vocabulary, and/or boot, scoot, ‘n’ boogying. Proceed with extreme caution!
Book it to Time Out
Until that hurtful, nasty book rewrites itself or apologizes, send it to the corner!
I mean, this always worked on me growing up…and books are basically children, right?! Ask ANY booknerd!
Of course, you MIGHT never finish a book again with this tactic, so there’s that.
Just Skip ‘Em!
Who needs to read the whole book, anyway?!
Just skip over EVERY chapter that even LOOKS like it could be painful. Problem solved!
How do YOU guys avoid plot-twist heartache? Would you ever try these ideas on for size? Feel free to let me know your thoughts in the comments!
Until next time, happy book-ing!